March 29, 2011

Charlie Sheen Writes Missed Connection for Jennifer Grey on Craigslist

[Text of Craigslist posting below]

Jeanie at Glencoe Police Station - m4w (Chicago)


Date: 2011-03-27, 10:49AM EDT


In the fall of 1985, I was at the Glencoe police station awaiting drug charges when I met you, yor name is Jean -- you were wearing a salmon-pink button shirt with black spandex pants, wavy curly chin lenth hair.   You had a humongous nose, but that's your best feature, so adorable.

We talked about your problems, your hatred for your bother, and some sick local kid that I presume succumbed to his illness sometime ago.  anyways, you and I made out heavily  in that police station lobby for a little bit until your crazypants mom picked you up.

I've been hoping that one day we could meet again.  But alas. 25 years have come and gone and I haven't seen you so im resorting to this.

I live in California now, and IM FILTHY RICH!  We should def hook up again, I would love to take you out for dinner and speedball and a motorcycle ride.

Hope you this posting finds you.  If anyone else reads this, please look at the sketch i drew of Jean and let me know if youve seen her.   Miss you jean!

-Charles

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