Backpedaling, the newest sport to grace the summer Olympics is defined as
"when a person says something that deliberately offends people in the room, and the act of feebly attempting to correct themselves to remedy the situation.""I'm ready to put my foot in my mouth for two whole weeks in jolly good London town," taunted Tosh. "Me and my team mates plan on raping our competition back to where they belong."
Joining Tosh on the USA Olympic Backpedaling team will be 30 Rock star Tracey Morgan, Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, and the team captain, comedian Michael Richards.
Team USA's top rivals in the Backpedaling competition includes an all-star roster of damage-control/public relations nightmares:
Japan - Chairman of the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant looks to use the skills he honed while lying to the world about just how much of the Pacific Ocean is now polluted because of his office building.
Pakistan - The top security ministry official who had a bit of trouble in 2011 explaining how Osama bin Laden was just hanging out undetected at his mountain resort.
Italy - Captain of the Costa Concordia is heavily favored to challenge Tosh and team USA.
North Korea - Dictator hasn't had a press conference go well since 1952.
Vatican City - The first Olympic event the papal state will ever participate in will suit their abilities to talk-away malicious sins.