January 22, 2013

Beyonce Admits that Lip-Synched National Anthem Originally Sung By Milli Vanilli

Fabrice Morvan of Mili Vanilli's voice was used at inauguration.
WASHINGTON, DC - (@The Comedy News) Popstar Beyonce Knowles has revealed that her lip-synched performance at the second inauguration of Barack Obama was recorded by fellow lip-synching duo Mili Vanilli in 1983.

Ironically, Mili Vanilli, featuring Fabrice Morvan and the late Rob Pilatus, became the first performers to be stripped of a Grammy award when it was discovered that they lip-synched their hit song, "Girl You Know It's True" in 1990.  

When reached for comment, Beyonce reportedly said, "I'll tell you what you should be ticked about, I was the headliner this afternoon, and my opening act, Barack Obama took FOREVER.  Democracy this, and civil blah blah blah Bin Laden.  I got ONE song in front of an audience of 900,000 fans.  That's the real outrage today."

In response to Mili Vanilli revealing that they were the voice behind Beyonce's sham performance of "The Star Spangled Banner", Beyonce's husband Jay-Z kidnapped Fabrice Morvan and forced him to  to wear a Mitt Romney 2012 shirt while watching Beyonce's abysmal performance in the film Austin Powers' Goldmember.