The Comedy News is on hiatus. From 2010-2013, it was the pride and joy of Brian Fishbach.  These days, he is doing actual journalism. 

There may be updates from time to time, so don't completely forget about us. But until then, thank you for reading. and please enjoy our archives of satire news here at The Comedy News!

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Every article that appears on The Comedy News is entirely fiction and original content.  The Comedy News is written for entertainment only, and, sorry, our stories are most likely not true...but we hope to make you think a little, k?

The Comedy News is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.