October 8, 2013

Billions of Wild Animals Thrilled about National Park Shutdown

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, WY - (@TheComedyNews) - While many people thorughout the United States are furious about being furloughed from their Federal Government jobs, there are billions of animals who are taking their share of joy.  

Due to the Federal Government shutdown, all National Parks are closed to tourists, leaving billions of diverse wild animals free of gawking tourists invading their habitats.