BOCA RATON, FL - (@The Comedy News) - Dustin Rasumsson thought a great way to spend Christmas Day would be to teach his 88-year-old Grandma Cloris how to send a text message on her new iPhone.
However, despite his pending Ph.D in social work from Cornell, Dustin's efforts to teach Grandma Cloris were futile.
"I've always known Grandma to be a strong, smart idol of mine," said Dustin. "But watching her hit the 'call end' button over and over, and then turning off the phone when she wasn't using it, made me flip my shit."
Dustin's patience wore thin as he hovered behind his Grandma---who was perched in her favorite rocking chair. After asking where the erase button was [referring to 'delete'] Dustin snatched the phone away from Grandma Cloris and called her an "old windpasser".
Grandma Cloris, a retired nurse who has been alive since the Calvin Coolidge administration, was in good spirits the entire time.
Despite her complete and total failure at attempting to send a text message, Grandma Cloris did manage ---all on her own--- to learn how to shoot and upload sepia-faded photographs to Instagram.